10 non-Master related things I have achieved so far in Amsterdam (namely when I should have been achieving Masters related things):

• I have perfected the amount of phlegm to involve when saying 'geen'
• I can ride my bike with geen hands for approximately 3 seconds
• I can ride my bike with one hand and text/Google map with the other like a pro
• I can ride on the back of someone elses bike without holding on
• Working at Coco's has ensured I have established a vast variety of fancy dress props, predominantly a crackin' hat collection
• Last week I went on a date with a guy who legit has his own Wikipedia page
• I was awfully brave and went swimming in the IJ at midnight when the grimy state of the water; the bottom of the water; or in that case, any of the octopuses were not visible to me
• I won a cuddly crocodile on the Camel Derby at the fair
• When dressed like a savvy gent, I learnt how to flip my top hat up my arm until it reaches my head
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...On that note, if anyone wants to send the 'priorities' talk my way anytime soon, it would be greatly appreciated. One month 'til thesis deadline and 18,000 words to go.
Dammit, Amsterdam, stop being such a babe.