The other day I was chatting to a customer at work about just what it is that makes Amsterdam such a tremendous city to live in. What it is that makes it feel like home the second you lay eyes on those familiar crooked houses with their endearing slanty roofs, almost leaning over to greet you as you potter on by. Yet also the anticipation and excitement a days exploring can bring, with each newly discovered nook and cranny of the city guaranteeing a fresh perspective, teaching a new lesson.
After swapping stories of work and play, we found the common ground for the reasons behind our contented grins was in fact our experiences with fellow expats. The city is brimming with them. Faces from far off lands. Smiling faces that jump to bewilderment the minute they are confronted with the guttural sounds of
Nederlands. But each face with a unique story to tell. One of my favourite things about meeting new people in this city is not asking their name or where they live but where they're from and how they got here, why Amsterdam, why now. And every response is worth the time it takes to listen, quirky stories of fate that match the city's unique and
gezellig charm.
Nonetheless, as romantic and fruitful as expat life in Amsterdam sounds, hand in hand with it comes expat problems. First world expat problems if you will. And fear not, in true British style I am of course going to vent to you about these now. After all you know what they say, you can take the girl out of England...
- I have to take my UK plug adaptor everywhere I want to go and study. I have known this for 6 months now, yet still forget it every time.
- Being continually and relentlessly embarrassed by tourists from our
homelands, reminding us just why it is that we left. English football
hooligans make me a terrible person.
- The MENTAL weather. It's mid-March. Stop snowing, ya weirdo.
- Having no idea whether the day or month comes first when writing the date. If it's a number under twelve, I'm stumped.
- Never mind the Dutchies, I have no idea how to greet other expats. Hugs, kisses, handshakes, waves. I break a sweat just thinking about it.
- Not having natural cockiness on a bike, or just natural co-ordination in my case.
- Not being able to understand a hell of a lot of public and usually pretty important announcements.
- Panicking every non-Brit with the mention of Mother's Day. Don't worry guys, you have another two months to prepare.
- Buying cards for such occasions.
- I keep burning my mouth on Bitterballen and leaving my Stroopwafels melting on top of my cup of tea for that split second too long then hearing that fateful plop.
Zo ongezellig.
- I'm done with mayonnaise.
- Getting excitable whenever I hear a Northern accent then looking massively weird when people clock me.
- Being far too polite and easily offended to comprehend the bluntness of the Dutch.
- Being trapped in a small time portal when it comes to contemporary music.
- HAVING NO IDEA WHAT THE HARLEM SHAKE IS??
Nags and niggles aside, Amsterdam and I have definitely made it through the honeymoon period of our relationship and found ourselves firmly developing some solid foundations - ironic for a city standing below sea level on some apparently rather flimsy wooden poles?
And our future? Well, it's definitely looking bright, and it's definitely looking orange.